I was just scrolling around online, trying to find, you know, something interesting to buy (don’t judge!), and BAM! BVLGARI shoes are *everywhere*. From FARFETCH (fancy!) to Saks (even fancier!), people are practically throwing money at these things. Even eBay’s got used ones, which, honestly, kinda creeps me out. Like, who sells BVLGARI shoes they’ve already worn? Unless… they’re, like, secretly rich and just trying to declutter? My brain’s going off on tangents now.
Then there’s this whole “EU Stock” thing… what does that even MEAN? Does that mean they’re, like, *extra* fancy because they came from Europe? Or does it just mean they were shipped from a warehouse in, like, Germany? I’m so confused. Someone explain this to me, please!
And honestly, what’s the deal with prices in euros? Like, I saw this one site offering stuff “Less than € 1; Between 1 € and 4,99 € Between 5 € and 19,99 €.” Okay, that can’t be BVLGARI shoes, right? Maybe BVLGARI shoelaces? (Do they even *make* BVLGARI shoelaces? Now I’m going down another rabbit hole…) I’m starting to think my search for affordable BVLGARI shoes is a pipe dream.
Look, I’m not saying BVLGARI shoes are ugly. They’re probably gorgeous. The pictures I’ve seen *are* pretty stunning. And if you’ve got the cash, go for it. Splurge a little. Buy those overpriced, ridiculously luxurious shoes. Treat yo’self!
But me? I’m gonna stick to my PUMAs from Selfridges. They’re comfortable, they look alright, and they don’t require me to sell my car to afford them. Plus, I saw some crazy good deals on the PUMA website.
