First off, that “Christian Louboutin India —-10% OFF na sua primeira compra. Utilize o cupom: BEMV10” thing? Sounds kinda sketch. Like, I’m not saying it *is* a scam, but my spidey senses are tingling. BEMV10? Really? Could they *be* less creative with the discount code? Plus, “SEGUNDA À SEXTA 9:00 ÀS 17:30. (EXCETO FERIADOS)” … why so specific? Makes me wonder if they’re actually, like, operating out of someone’s basement or something. Just sayin’.
Then there’s the “Buy Christian Louboutin: New and Seasonal Styles —-Compre Sapato Christian Louboutin Top Secret Nude (cod ) em 10X Sem Juros no Etiqueta Única Certificado de Autenticidade garante sua peça Original 7 Dias para devolver Entrega .” Okay, “Etiqueta Única” sounds legit-ish. “Certificado de Autenticidade” is *always* a good sign. But “Top Secret Nude (cod )”? What kinda cod is that? Sounds like something Q would give James Bond, not a pair of shoes. Although, a pair of Loubs that shoot lasers? Now *that’s* an idea.
And wait, there’s more! “Skor från Christian Louboutin —-Compre Scarpin Christian Louboutin Top Vague 100 Crystal Branco (cod CDHA1) em 10X Sem Juros no Etiqueta Única Certificado de Autenticidade garante sua peça Original 7 Dias para .” Okay, now we’re getting Swedish involved? Or maybe it’s just a weird translation thing. “Top Vague 100 Crystal Branco”? “Vague” isn’t exactly the adjective I’d use to describe a pair of Louboutins. Unless they’re trying to imply, like, “vaguely overpriced.” Which, let’s be real, they are. But still gorgeous.
The last bit about “How to Tell Real Christian Louboutin Shoes” leading into “Have your feet been making your hands jealous lately?” and then somehow morphing into talking about top-handle bags… is frankly, bizarre. Like, what? It’s like my brain on a Monday morning. But I *do* agree that your feet deserve some love. And a good handbag never hurt nobody.
So, how do you get *top grade* Louboutins? Honestly, go to a reputable store. Like, an *actual* store. If you’re buying online, do your research! Look for those “Certificado de Autenticidade” things, check the seller’s reviews, and if the price seems too good to be true, it probably is.
And seriously, BEMV10? Come on. You can do better than that. Maybe “REDSOLELOVE” or something. Just throwing it out there.
