And Saks OFF 5TH? Don’t even get me started on that jumble of letters and numbers in the URL. j52xFUl6PGgLo3Ksite turnto.com search-page en_US… Seriously, what is that? Looks like my toddler mashed the keyboard. (Maybe that’s how they name their belts? LOL).
Then there’s this Valentino Garavani Wood & Bronze Sculpture Leather Belt. I mean, okay, it *sounds* fancy, but a *sculpture* belt? Is that even comfortable? And it was originally over a grand but now it’s, like, 359 bucks? That’s…a *deal*, I guess, if you’re into wearing art around your waist. I’m more of a “jeans and a t-shirt” kinda gal, myself. Maybe a cute, simple belt, but *sculpture*? No thanks.
Honestly, the whole Valentino belt thing just feels… scattered. Shopee says “rhinestones and V-logos,” Saks OFF 5TH just throws up a random search page (thanks, I guess?), Neiman Marcus is all high-end and exclusive, and then there’s the weird sculpture belt. It’s kinda hard to figure out what a “Brandless VALENTINO Belt” even IS in all this chaos.
Maybe it’s just me, but it feels like they’re throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks. Rhinestones for the Instagram crowd, “sculpture” for the art aficionados, and a confusing mess of search results for… everyone else?
And don’t even get me started on the “Italy Belts” thing on Shopee. Like, yeah, I *get* it, Italy = fashion. But it feels kinda cliché, ya know? I mean, are ALL belts from Italy automatically amazing? Nah.
