Okay, okay, breathe. I know, I know, it’s just a t-shirt. But it’s a *Celine* t-shirt! You know, the kind that screams “I have my life together, even if I’m wearing jeans and sneakers,” even though, let’s be real, my life is more like a beautifully chaotic, slightly-stained-from-pizza-sauce kind of masterpiece.
Anyway, the ad. It’s got that whole “official online store” vibe, which makes you think it’s legit. But then you see “Frete grátis no dia” and you’re like, “Wait a minute, is this in Portuguese?” Is Celine expanding to Brazil via Canada? My brain is melting. It’s probably just targeting Portuguese-speaking Canadians, but honestly, the whole thing feels a *teensy* bit sketchy.
But free shipping, though! That’s always a win. And the “parcelado sem juros” thing? It’s basically like saying “You can afford this, even if you *think* you can’t!” Which, let’s be honest, is exactly what I need to hear. My bank account is probably crying right now just thinking about it.
So, the question is, do I actually buy a Celine tee online? I mean, what if it’s a knockoff? What if it fits all wrong? What if I spill spaghetti sauce on it the first time I wear it (highly probable)? And what’s up with the Portuguese?!
Honestly, I’m leaning towards yes. The potential for looking effortlessly chic outweighs the risk of disappointment. Plus, I could *really* use a new t-shirt that makes me feel like I’m not just wearing my pajamas all the time. Maybe I’ll even learn some Portuguese in the process! (Probably not, but a girl can dream, right?)
