So, I’ve been doing some “research” (read: online window shopping while pretending to work) and I keep seeing these Balenciaga belts pop up. Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom, the actual Balenciaga site, you name it. They’re *everywhere*. And, like, they’re not cheap. We’re talking “maybe I should pay rent *before* I buy this” kinda money.
Okay, so what’s the deal? Are they actually worth the hype? I honestly don’t know. Part of me thinks it’s just the name. “Balenciaga” sounds fancy, right? Makes you feel like you’re some kind of Euro-chic fashion icon even if you’re just wearing jeans and a t-shirt. Which, let’s be real, is what most of us are doing anyway.
I saw one on Neiman Marcus, a “Men’s Classic B-Buckle Leather Belt.” B-Buckle? Is that, like, their thing? Sounds kinda…aggressive, if you ask me. But hey, maybe that’s the point. Assert your dominance with a giant “B” on your waist. I dunno.
And then Nordstrom’s got a “great selection of Balenciaga Designer Belts for Women,” which is confusing because, like, are they specifically women’s? Or can I, a totally average dude, rock one too? Fashion is so confusing these days.
Honestly, I think it boils down to this: if you’ve got the cash and you *really* love the look, go for it. I mean, it’s your money. But don’t think it’s gonna magically transform you into a runway model. A belt is a belt, y’know? It holds your pants up. Unless you’re going for the low-rider look, which, please don’t. Especially if you’re wearing a Balenciaga belt. The irony might kill someone.
But hey, if nothing else, at least you’ll be able to say you own a Balenciaga belt. That’s gotta be worth *something*, right? Maybe not a down payment on a house, but definitely some bragging rights. Just don’t tell anyone how much you actually paid for it. Just say it was “an investment.” They’ll think you’re super sophisticated. Or a little bit crazy. Probably both.
