First off, the sheer *variety* is kinda mind-blowing. You got everything from these super classic, like, equestrian-inspired riding boots (the Kelly jumping boots, they call ’em, very fancy), to the iconic Oasis and Oran sandals that EVERY influencer seems to be rocking these days. And the Irving driving loafers? Talk about timeless! You could wear those with anything, seriously.
Then you get into the *actual* designer shoes. I mean, heels, flats, mules, boots… Hermès does it ALL. It’s almost overwhelming, in a good way, like being a kid in a candy store, but the candy costs, oh, I dunno, the same as a small car. Seriously. I saw a pair of boots the other day, and nearly choked on my coffee when I saw the price tag. But hey, a girl can dream, right?
And the thing is, it’s not just about the name, even though that’s a *huge* part of it, let’s be real. It’s the quality. You can just *tell* the difference. Like, they’re “masterfully crafted for comfort & style,” as some listing I saw put it. And it’s true! They look comfy, even the heels! Maybe that’s just the power of suggestion, but I’m totally buying it.
Oh, and get this: Italy! A lot of these bad boys are made in Italy. That right there, you KNOW it’s gonna be good. Italians know shoes, period. My grandma’s Italian and she wouldn’t wear anything that wasn’t, like, the best darn shoe on the planet, ya know?
Of course, buying them is a whole other story. Secondhand might be your best bet, unless you’re, like, a millionaire. And if you *do* find a pair, make sure they come with the original box and dust bags! It’s not just about authenticity (though that’s, like, *super* important), it’s about the *experience*. You gotta treat yourself, right?
Seriously though, Hermès shoes are basically an investment piece. You get a pair, you wear them for years, and they’ll probably still look amazing. Plus, they go with *everything*. Leather bags, obviously, but really, any outfit can be elevated with a pair of Hermès shoes. It’s like the ultimate flex, but a classy one.
