Okay, okay, so I’ve been, like, *totally* obsessed with hats lately. Not just any hats, y’know? I’m talking *luxury* hats. And Celine keeps popping up, like, everywhere. I’m seeing them mentioned with belts, I’m seeing them on Saks, Mr. Porter… it’s a whole thing.
So, are they worth the hype? Honestly, I’m kinda on the fence. First of all, Celine is a *French* brand, people! Founded way back in 1945. We’re talking serious history here, not just some flash-in-the-pan influencer collab. LVMH owns them now, which, let’s be real, means $$$$.
But here’s the thing, I saw some stuff about Blinks (the BLACKPINK fanbase) being super influenced to buy Celine stuff. Now, I’m not saying K-pop idols are controlling my life or anything… but they *do* have impeccable taste, right? I mean, if Lisa’s rocking a Celine hat, suddenly I need one too? Maybe? Don’t judge me.
Then I start digging around, and Vestiaire Collective is selling *second-hand* Celine hats? Like, used hats? I mean, sure, vintage is cool and all, but… used headgear? Is that, like, sanitary? I’m probably being dramatic. But it’s a thought!
And then…Mr. Porter has Celine *Homme* hats. So, are we talking gender-neutral hat vibes here? Or am I just gonna look like I stole my boyfriend’s hat? (I don’t have a boyfriend, btw. Just, y’know, hypothetical.)
The free shipping and returns on Saks sounds tempting, not gonna lie. But honestly, trying to navigate the Celine hat selection is giving me a headache. So many options! Like, do I even have a head shape that *works* with a Celine hat? Am I just gonna end up looking like I’m trying too hard? (Probably.)
Look, here’s the deal. Celine is a luxury brand. We get it. They make nice stuff. Are their hats magically transformative? Will they suddenly elevate my entire existence? I highly doubt it. But… they’re kinda cute, right?
