Honestly, if you’re even vaguely thinking about getting one, you probably already *know* you want one. They’re, like, everywhere. And for good reason, I guess.
I mean, I’ve seen them. The Cooper tote, right? They say it’s a “carryall you can count on.” Which, okay, sounds kinda sales-y, but a dedicated laptop pocket? That’s actually kinda clutch, especially if you’re lugging your work stuff around all the time. No one wants their precious Macbook scratched up by loose pens and crumpled receipts, am I right?
And then there’s the whole “Voyager Medium Crossgrain Leather Tote Bag” thing. I saw that it says you can “Comprar a gama completa de malas tote em pele preta da Michael Kors,” which, uh, is Portuguese (I think?) for “buy the whole range of black leather totes.” Pretty sure I don’t need the *entire* range, but a classic black tote is def a wardrobe staple, no lie. It’s like, the LBD of bags, ya know? Goes with everything.
Then…oh god, so many different totes. The “Jet Set Travel Large Saffiano Leather Tote.” *Saffiano* leather. Fancy, fancy. Sounds like something you’d take on a, well, *jet set* adventure. Or, more realistically, to the grocery store because that’s where I’m usually going lol.
And the “Hamilton Large Saffiano Leather Tote Bag.” I saw that FARFETCH has a ton of them. Express shipping? Yes, please! Sometimes you just *need* a new bag, and you need it yesterday, ya feel me?
Look, let’s be real. There are cheaper tote bags out there. Like, way cheaper. You could probably get five knock-offs for the price of one real Michael Kors. But, hear me out. Sometimes, just sometimes, it’s worth splurging on something that’s gonna last. Plus, they’re not *that* expensive…relatively speaking, anyway.
Maybe it’s the logo. Maybe it’s the leather. Maybe it’s just the fact that everyone and their mother has one, and I kinda want to be part of the club (don’t judge me!). Whatever it is, Michael Kors totes have a certain…appeal.
