I saw this email thingy, right? It was all “NEWSLETTER MICHAEL KORS Cadastre seu e-mail e receba 10% OFF EM SUA PRIMEIRA.” Okay, so the “cadastre seu e-mail” part lost me. I’m not, like, a fluent Portuguese speaker, okay? But the 10% off thing? That *got* my attention.
Because, okay, let’s be real, a girl can never have too many handbags. NEVER. And while I might roll my eyes at the MK logo sometimes (it’s a *tad* ubiquitous, ya know?), they DO make some cute stuff. Especially those small handbags. Like, perfect for running errands, or grabbing coffee, or, I dunno, just LOOKING fabulous.
So, obviously, my brain immediately went to “Michael Kors small handbags on sale.” I mean, *duh*. That’s what anyone would think, right?
Now, I’m not saying you *need* a Michael Kors bag. Like, I get it. There are, like, *tons* of other brands. And sometimes, the sale prices aren’t even *that* great. It’s like, “Oh, it was $300, now it’s only $250!” I’m still broke, MK. Thanks.
But, if you’re in the market for a small handbag that’s, like, kinda trendy-ish, and you happen to see a good sale, and, like, you *really* need a new bag (because we all do, even if we don’t admit it)… well, maybe check out those small Michael Kors handbags. And for the love of all that is holy, sign up for that newsletter and get that 10% off, even if you have to Google Translate the Portuguese parts. Every little bit helps, ya know?
