And my brain, being the weirdo it is, immediately went: “Swiss Movement MIU MIU Scarf?” Like, what even *is* that? I made it up! Is it a typo? Is it some kinda fancy, ridiculously overpriced scarf that’s powered by tiny Swiss watch gears? I’m picturing like, cogs and springs woven into the fabric. Sounds uncomfortable, tbh.
Seriously though, a “Swiss Movement MIU MIU Scarf” sounds kinda… bonkers. You know MIU MIU, right? Super trendy, super expensive. But Swiss Movement? Is this a joke? Are they trying to make scarves the new status symbol for people who already have everything? Like, “Oh, this old thing? It’s just keeping *perfect* time.” *eye roll*
I mean, I get it. People love luxury. And people love Swiss watches. Combining them? Genius? Maybe. Utterly ridiculous? Probably. I’m picturing someone trying to wind their scarf before going out. Or having to take it to a jeweler for repairs. “Yeah, the second hand on my scarf isn’t ticking properly.” Can you imagine?!
And that price tag! $250 for something that isn’t even real (yet?). I mean, I’ve got a perfectly good, non-Swiss, non-moving scarf that keeps me plenty warm. Though, admittedly, it’s not a MIU MIU, so maybe I’m just jealous. I dunno.
Anyway, the whole thing just makes me giggle. It’s like the ultimate “I’m rich and I don’t care” accessory. And honestly, a little bit of me kinda wants one. Just for the sheer absurdity of it all. Maybe if I win the lottery, I’ll finally be able to afford a scarf that needs to be… serviced? Yeah, serviced. That’s the word.
