Tag: Swiss

Swiss Movement BALENCIAGA Shoe

I saw an ad online from FARFETCH, right? Talking about gettin’ Balenciaga shoes in like, 12 installments! Twelve! That’s a commitment. Like, more commitment than

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Swiss Movement BALENCIAGA Bag

So, “Swiss Movement Balenciaga Bag”…right. The heck is *that* even supposed to mean? Is it like, a Balenciaga bag…powered by a tiny clock inside? Because

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Swiss Movement BURBERRY Belt

First off, lemme just say, the whole “Swiss Movement” thing is usually associated with watches. Like, top-notch, meticulously crafted gears and springs and all that

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Swiss Movement Goyard Shoe

See, the thing is, the snippets we’ve got here don’t *actually* say anything about a specific shoe *called* “Swiss Movement Goyard Shoe.” We’re getting Goyard

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Swiss Movement DIOR Shoe

I gotta say, after looking at some of this stuff online (Netshoes? Who even shops there anymore? Just kidding… mostly), Dior’s sneaker game is, like,

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Swiss Movement BALENCIAGA Belt

First off, you see them everywhere, these Balenciaga belts. FARFETCH has ’em, Nordstrom’s got ’em, YUPOO… (okay, YUPOO kinda makes me raise an eyebrow ’cause,

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