So, I’ve been lookin’ at this whole Bulgari thing online, and it’s a whole *vibe*. They’ve been at this for, like, forever. 140 years? Seriously? Damn, that’s a long time to be makin’ sparkly things. Apparently, they just dropped some *insane* Aeterna collection for their anniversary. Extravagant is an understatement, I bet. I’d love to see it, even if it’s probably gonna cost more than my entire existence.
What *really* gets me, though, is this whole “Magnifica” thing. Like, the most valuable high jewelry collection *ever*? That’s what the internet says, anyway. Bulgari’s Magnifica collection sounds like some superhero from some comic. That’s a seriously bold claim, and frankly, I’m here for it. I need to see these pieces, I need to know what makes them so freakin’ special. Are we talkin’ diamonds the size of golf balls? Unicorn tears as a setting? I dunno, but I gotta find out.
And don’t even get me started on the vintage stuff. I saw something about vintage Bulgari being “highly sought after” by collectors. That’s like finding buried treasure, only instead of gold doubloons, you find a bracelet that costs more than a small island.
Okay, okay, so maybe I can’t afford *actual* Bulgari. But that doesn’t mean a girl can’t dream, right? Plus, I saw something about replica Bvlgari jewelry… via PayPal… Uh, yeah, maybe not the *best* idea, but hey, a girl can dream, right? I wouldn’t even know if it’s worth doing that, and I don’t have a budget for Bulgari.
The Serpenti watch, though? That’s pretty darn cool. It’s like, a snake wrapped around your wrist, but in a *good* way. That MB&F collab sounds interesting.