First off, let’s be real: eBay? Forget about it. They’re crawling with authenticity experts (or, you know, people who think they are) and Rolex’s legal team is basically a pack of bloodhounds. They’ll sniff you out faster than you can say “Swiss Made.” Seriously, don’t even bother. I’ve seen guys get banned for selling *pictures* of questionable watches.
r/RepTime? I mean, you *could* try, but that’s a community of hardcore enthusiasts. They know their stuff, and if your rep ain’t top-tier, they’ll tear it apart. Plus, selling there might be against their rules, I dunno. I’m not their mom. Honestly, selling *anything* online is risky these days. Too many eyes, too much scrutiny.
Okay, so, like, what *can* you do? Well, I’m not gonna *explicitly* tell you to break the law, y’know? But… think about your local area. Do you have any friends who are maybe… less discerning? Or, like, pawn shops that aren’t exactly known for their meticulous appraisals? (Disclaimer: I’m not suggesting you rip anyone off, just, you know, explore your options.)
Maybe a better approach is to just… not sell it. Rock the fake Rolex with confidence! Own it! Tell people it’s a super rare, experimental model that Rolex only made for five minutes in 1972. Who’s gonna argue? (Okay, probably a lot of people, but you get my drift.)
Seriously though, think about the consequences. Getting caught selling counterfeit goods isn’t just a slap on the wrist. We’re talking fines, maybe even jail time, depending on where you live and how many watches you’re trying to flog. Is it really worth it for a few bucks?
